October 2011
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From a strangely yellowed fragment of text, could...
Unseal the hatch. If you hear a whimpering or moaning from within, unholster your Taser Bear and tickle him around the button nose; this primes him for use. Open the hatch and shine your flashlight within. If the Cheetah Clowns have eaten all the Juggalos the cycle is complete. If they have not one of them will be more likely to attack. If this occurs you must use your Taser Bear like a lover uses...
